And That's Why You Don't Voice-Text a Blog Post

Husband just read my man weekend post. He was like, "Dude, did you forget how to spell?" I looked over his shoulder and, sure enough, the post was riddled with errors. Why? Because I suck on my phone. Like, I really suck. When I'm typing, I'm upwards of 80 WPM. When I text, I frequently embarrass myself because, well, I just suck. And I send without proofreading, which often leads to questionable messages. So I voice-text 95% of the time. I dictated that entire post through the Blogger app on my phone (I think because the computer was out of battery) and then I forgot to proofread. I'm actually surprised it didn't look worse. :/

Husband told me I needed to post a retraction. So here it is, and the original post has been rectified.

Kids, this is why it pays to proofread.